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FUCK YOU!LYRICS ASIDE, HI. I’M KARKAT AND THIS IS MY CARRD...KAT. MAKE SURE TO READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION, ESPECIALLY MY DNI.

Detailed About Me:

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THE GENERAL THINGS:
THE NAMES I USE ARE OZZIE, KARKAT, AND MAX.MY PRONOUNS ARE IT/HE, AND THEY IS OKAY IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT MY PRONOUNS ARE OR IF YOU FORGET THEM. I’M A TRANS MALE, BISEXUAL (IN THE FLUSHED, PALE, AND PITCH QUADRANTS), ARO (IN THE ASHEN QUADRANT), AND TAKEN (BY MY MATESPRIT DAVE)!
I AM A THERIAN, AND MY THERIOTYPES ARE FOXKIN, CATKIN, AND TROLLKIN (TROLL AS IN THE ALIEN SPECIES, NOT THE MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE.)I AM ALSO A QUESTIONING SYSTEM, AND I SHARE MY ACCOUNTS WITH MY ALTER(S). (HE AND ANYONE ELSE THAT MAY APPEAR ARE NOT VERY ACTIVE, HOWEVER, SO IT’S USUALLY JUST ME.)—♋️—MY IRLS (BOLD MEANS HIGH KIN):
BAMBI (DAVE AND BAMBI), BOYFRIEND (FNF), DEIMOS (MADNESS COMBAT), FOUR (BFB), KARKAT VANTAS (HOMESTUCK), MAX (MAX DESIGN PRO), MITUNA CAPTOR (HOMESTUCK), PEPPINO SPAGHETTI (PIZZA TOWER), SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (DELTARUNE), SUPER SONIC (FLEETWAY SONIC COMICS), UNI CORNELIUS (SPARKLECARE HOSPITAL)—🩸—FANDOM LIST:
FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN, DAVE AND BAMBI, UTDR, OBJECT SHOWS, CREEPYPASTAS, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, MORAL OREL, PARAPPA THE RAPPER, PICO’S SCHOOL, TANKMEN, MADNESS COMBAT, NEWGROUNDS IN GENERAL, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, STEVEL UNIVERSE, ANIMAL CROSSING, VOCALOID, DHMIS, POPEE THE PERFORMER, PIZZA TOWER, WELCOME HOME, HOMESTUCK, MAX DESIGN PROUTDR, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, STEVEN UNIVERSE, MAX DESIGN PRO, AND HOMESTUCK ARE MY SPECIAL INTERESTS!! (MEMES & INTERNET CULTURE/HISTORY IS ANOTHER SPIN OF MINE!)—🍒—GO FUCK YOURSELF (DNI):
•USUAL DNI CRITERIA; RACIST, SEXIST, LGBTQ+-PHOBIC, PEDOPHILES (OR “MAP”S), ZOOPHILES, PROSHIP/DARKSHIP/ANY OF THAT BS
•LGBTQ+ CRITICAL OR EXCLUSIONIST (IE: TERFS, TRANSMEDS, ACE EXCLUSIONISTS, AGAINST XENOGENDERS/NEOPRONOUNS, FETRAH, SUPERSTRAIGHTS, ETC.)
•ANTI-FURRY OR ANTI-THERIAN
•JKR SUPPORTERS, TRUMP SUPPORTERS, FANS/SUPPORTERS OF ANYONE WHO’S BEEN OUTED TO LIKING KIDS
•AUTISM SPEAKS (AND PROGRAMS SIMILAR TO IT) SUPPORTERS
•THOSE WHO ENGAGE IN SYSTEM DISCOURSE
•FICTIONKIN/THERIAN/OTHERKIN FAKECLAIMERS (OR THOSE WHO TRY TO “REALITY CHECK” THEM)
•PRO-LIFERS
•PEOPLE WHO ARE “TRANSABLED” OR “TRANSRACIAL”
•ANTI-AGERE OR THOSE WHO SEXUALIZE AGE REGRESSION (EW.)
•ZIONISTS OR UNSUPPORTIVE OF PALESTINE OR ISRAEL SUPPORTERS—🩶—

Other Info!!

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A QUICK LIST OF MENTAL ILLNESSES TO SPECIFY MY INSTABILITY: DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, PTSD, AUTISM (IN THE PROCESS OF BEING DIAGNOSED), ADHD, AND (UNDIAGNOSED) BPD. PLEASE BE PATIENT IF I EXHIBIT ANY SORT OF CRAZY ASS BEHAVIOR, I AM TRYING TO FIX MYSELF. I’D ALSO APPRECIATE IF YOU USE TONE INDICATORS WHEN TALKING TO ME, I’M HORRIBLE WITH TONE.—♋️—I DON’T USE TYPING QUIRKS VERY OFTEN (IF I DO, I WILL TRANSLATE), BUT I DO TYPE IN CAPS 99% OF THE TIME. I ALSO SWEAR AND SAY RECLAIMABLE SLURS AND RANT AND “YELL” A LOT, SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANY OF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE AND I WILL KEEP IT TO A MINIMUM.—🩸—I DO NOT SHUT UP ABOUT MY INTERESTS LIKE EVER. IF YOU DON’T WANT ME TALKING ABOUT MY SPINS (ESP HOMESTUCK OR MDP) OR ANY OF MY OTHER INTERESTS IN EVERY CONVERSATION PLEASE LET ME KNOW.—🍒—ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU DO WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT MY INTERESTS WITH YOU, LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I CAN INFODUMP FOR HOURS.—🩶—

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THANKS FOR READING!
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